1)How is the moon like a dollar
2)Why is the letter I like Delhi?
3)What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
4)If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
5)How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday
1)they both have 4 quarters.
2)They both r capital of India.
3)Go.
4)Secret.
5)His horse is named Friday!
A word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A boy and his father are caught in a traffic accident, and the father dies. Immediately the boy is rushed to a hospital, suffering from injuries. But the attending surgeon at the hospital, upon seeing the boy, says 'I cannot operate. This boy is my son.' How is this situation explained?
The surgeon is the boy's mother
There is a shop that reads:
Buy 1 for $1.00
10 for $2.00
100 for $3.00
I needed 913 and still only paid $3.00. How could this be financially viable for the shop-keeper?
They are numbers for houses and it's $1 per digit.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon ?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.
The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?
The mathematician made a small fence around himself and declared himself to be on the outside.