What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
How can a man go eight days without sleep ?
No Probs, He sleeps at night.
What is the longest word in the dictionary
Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack
What do you call a fish without an eye?
no eye => no i =>fish -i =fsh
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0--Remember their is a zero!
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?