What did baby corn say to his Mom?
Where is pop-corn.
Why is a river so rich ?
Because it has 2 banks
The Indian football team was given a cigar lighter. Why ?
Because they lost all the matches.
Which is the rope you never skip with ?
My grandmother teeth are similar to stars. why ?
Both come out at night
I am sure no one can two things in dinner. what are they ?
Breakfast and Lunch :-)
Why did Navjot Singh sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer
Because he want his new year to start in a cool way
What do lions sing at Christmas ?
They sing 'Jungle Bells!;
What can you serve, but never eat?
"A Tennis Ball" Or a "Badminton shuttle"
Who can jump higher than the Mount Everest ?
Me, you and him and her and everyone :-) :-)
Mountains cant jump.