Bay of Bengal is in which state?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
What does an Island and the letter T have in common?
They're both in the middle of wa'T'er
who is silent in the parliament
The Letter 'A'
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
no eye => no i =>fish -i =fsh
What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.