who is silent in the parliament
The Letter 'A'
What does an Island and the letter T have in common?
They're both in the middle of wa'T'er
What do you call a fish without an eye?
no eye => no i =>fish -i =fsh
What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
Tanu gupta was out for a walk when it started to rain. She did not have an umbrella and she wasn't wearing any hat. Her clothes were soaked yet not a single hair on her head got wet. How could this happen?
Shez bald :p
To whom do all men take off their hats?
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Because they were all married and not single.
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.