#11 - Murder Mystery Humour Riddle
A donkey behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me
It is a murder you can describe in a word.
Ass ass i nation
Assassination
A donkey behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me
It is a murder you can describe in a word.
Ass ass i nation
Assassination
How can a man go eight days without sleep ?
No Probs, He sleeps at night.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Can you figure out the logic I used to decide the order of the following words:
gun, shoe, spree, door, hive, kicks, heaven, gate, line, den
Each word rhymes with its numeric position in the list. (e.g. 'gun' rhymes with 'one', etc.)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Can you decode this picture and tell me what it says ?
I Ate Some Pie and It Was Delicious
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack