When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
A man drove to a hotel and as soon as he got there he was bankrupt. Explain.
The man was playing Monopoly and when he rolled the dice he landed on a property he could not afford to pay the rent on.
What is red but it smells like a blue paint ?
Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
Because he wanted to see the butter fly (butterfly)
A word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Which is faster Heat or Cold? Explain ?
Heat bcoz you catch cold but not heat
Which is the rope you never skip with ?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month.
Which month i am talking about ?