There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?
A donkey behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me
It is a murder you can describe in a word.
Ass ass i nation
On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
1, Only Me
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
How can a man go eight days without sleep ?
No Probs, He sleeps at night.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Can you name four days which start with the letter 'T'?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
What does an Island and the letter T have in common?
They're both in the middle of wa'T'er